The invasion has reached its apex. The prime quality burger, with the beautiful spongy sesame-speckled bun, is gone. I’d planned on smoking it to medium-rare perfection tomorrow night, but somebody […]
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They’re Back
Some of the people who live with me (my step kids) recently returned from the war or something (UPDATE: Apparently they’re in college). As with the past several years, this […]
Fat Guy Movie Review – Top Gun: Maverick
IMAX movies are cool. The screen is bigger, the sound is bigger. This discriminatory movie was pretty good for what it was – Tom Cruise fake flying a plane, and […]
Fat Guy Gets Culture – “Rent” review
The Lady Of The House and I were gifted tickets to see Rent recently. Rent’s a story about some artists or actors or dancers or something in New York and […]
Travel tips – crop dusting etiquette
Recently Tony went on a trip, and reported that somebody in his vicinity was directly assaulting him and others by blowing massive ass. Listen, we’ve all been there. Best case […]
Does pesto sauce make everything better?
I had a work lunch today. Somebody ordered lightly fried cauliflower, which was great, but it was lightly dressed in a traditional pesto sauce. Why don’t we put pesto on […]
Things we can’t be trusted with – room temperature
As dudes, it’s time to admit we’re in no way qualified to manage a household thermostat. This room doesn’t feel hot to you? Are you serious? Unless you’ve been in […]
Swim shirts. Yea or Nea?
Are they universally accepted as tools to keep the sun from killing you, or still just a cover up of my man boobs?
Are Women Out To Get Us?
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my years, other than putting lettuce on a cheesesteak is just announcing that you’re a cave person, it’s that women are out to […]