The invasion has reached its apex. The prime quality burger, with the beautiful spongy sesame-speckled bun, is gone. I’d planned on smoking it to medium-rare perfection tomorrow night, but somebody […]
The shuttle bus comes at 7pm tomorrow night…
We are under 24 hours from the beginning of this trip, well, the actual motion part of the trip. The clothing drama started a few weeks ago and is currently […]
They’re Back
Some of the people who live with me (my step kids) recently returned from the war or something (UPDATE: Apparently they’re in college). As with the past several years, this […]
Fat Guy Movie Review – Top Gun: Maverick
IMAX movies are cool. The screen is bigger, the sound is bigger. This discriminatory movie was pretty good for what it was – Tom Cruise fake flying a plane, and […]
Fat Guy Gets Culture – “Rent” review
The Lady Of The House and I were gifted tickets to see Rent recently. Rent’s a story about some artists or actors or dancers or something in New York and […]
Travel tips – crop dusting etiquette
Recently Tony went on a trip, and reported that somebody in his vicinity was directly assaulting him and others by blowing massive ass. Listen, we’ve all been there. Best case […]
Does pesto sauce make everything better?
I had a work lunch today. Somebody ordered lightly fried cauliflower, which was great, but it was lightly dressed in a traditional pesto sauce. Why don’t we put pesto on […]
Things we can’t be trusted with – room temperature
As dudes, it’s time to admit we’re in no way qualified to manage a household thermostat. This room doesn’t feel hot to you? Are you serious? Unless you’ve been in […]
Swim shirts. Yea or Nea?
Are they universally accepted as tools to keep the sun from killing you, or still just a cover up of my man boobs?
On the Red Eye out of San Fran
Do they think just because it’s 3am they don’t have to feed us?? I mean according to my internal clock it’s 3am. But according to the view out my window, […]