Travel tips – crop dusting etiquette

Recently Tony went on a trip, and reported that somebody in his vicinity was directly assaulting him and others by blowing massive ass. Listen, we’ve all been there. Best case is to try to avoid it as much as possible. If digestive distress is imminent, though, and needs to be addressed, rules of general politeness dictate that you hold until the drink carts come out, make your way to the bathrooms in the back, and ever so gently and slowly release your toxicity so that no one part of the cabin is particularly violated. Believe me, everybody will understand what’s happening and appreciate your sensitivity. We’re not cavemen.

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