They’re Back

Some of the people who live with me (my step kids) recently returned from the war or something (UPDATE: Apparently they’re in college). As with the past several years, this change comes with updates to our security measures. Specifically, we now have to check the levels of all the bottles of booze and count the number of Coronas in the garage fridge. Also, apparently they’re girls now because one of them is drinking White Claws. How does that happen? PS. I’m also checking the levels of my gigantic jar of chocolate covered almonds.

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